Post by Xagonix on Aug 27, 2006 13:42:53 GMT -5
((This is going to be a really cruddy thing..sorry...because he's barely doing anything during the 8 month skip))
THE SQUIRREL ENCOUNTER
Dear Myself in 20 years,
Today I went to the woods to find my inner self...well...Xagonix said I looked fat so I decided to take a walk....
I came across a weird squirrel, who kept following me and sniffing my feet. I said to it, "I'm not smelly! I just washed myself three weeks ago!"
The squirrel kept on smelling my feet, so I decided to run away from it.
I guess Xagonix was right about me being fat, because once I started sprinting, my leg got a cramp and I tripped on the floor. I should really lay off the steak sauce and squirrel meat.
That's when it hit me. If I couldn't outrun the squirrel, I should EAT IT!
I stood up, making the squirrel come at me to smell my stenchy feet. Once it came, I attempted to stab it with my knife. However, because of my arthritis and my bad eyes, I missed and stabbed my foot.
Lesson learned! Next time you want to kill a squirrel, use a rubber knife!
Sincerely,
Ming Yuan
WHAT THE..?
Dear Myself in 20 years,
My foot is finally starting to heal. I'm glad that the squirrel predicament is over! Want to know why the squirrel was following me? I had my stash of mixed nuts in the secret compartment of my shoes. I also found my lunch from 50 years ago! Mmm! Still tastes good!
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I found this weird hole in the middle of the forest. It was larger than a rabbit's home, and smaller than a manhole, so I went in.
What I found was a scary place! It was filled with MOLES armed with these glowing swords that brightened up the room with their shiny colors.
Behind the moles was what I feared the most. It was...it was...
CHEESE!
Everyone knows I'm lactose intolerant! I get gassy after eating dairy products!
I decided to retreat, but then when I ran to the exit, I saw a MOLE GUARDING THE ONLY EXIT! The mole started chittering at me in rapid speed, and I could not understand a word that he was saying.
Well, it turns out the glowing swords were long bamboo sticks that were filled with delicious jelly, and the moles were friendly. We had a dance party and I got drunk (and EXTREMELY gassy) from drinking all the milk at the party.
Yours Truly,
Ming Yuan
((Man this is a HORRIBLE story...)
THE SQUIRREL ENCOUNTER
Dear Myself in 20 years,
Today I went to the woods to find my inner self...well...Xagonix said I looked fat so I decided to take a walk....
I came across a weird squirrel, who kept following me and sniffing my feet. I said to it, "I'm not smelly! I just washed myself three weeks ago!"
The squirrel kept on smelling my feet, so I decided to run away from it.
I guess Xagonix was right about me being fat, because once I started sprinting, my leg got a cramp and I tripped on the floor. I should really lay off the steak sauce and squirrel meat.
That's when it hit me. If I couldn't outrun the squirrel, I should EAT IT!
I stood up, making the squirrel come at me to smell my stenchy feet. Once it came, I attempted to stab it with my knife. However, because of my arthritis and my bad eyes, I missed and stabbed my foot.
Lesson learned! Next time you want to kill a squirrel, use a rubber knife!
Sincerely,
Ming Yuan
WHAT THE..?
Dear Myself in 20 years,
My foot is finally starting to heal. I'm glad that the squirrel predicament is over! Want to know why the squirrel was following me? I had my stash of mixed nuts in the secret compartment of my shoes. I also found my lunch from 50 years ago! Mmm! Still tastes good!
-------
I found this weird hole in the middle of the forest. It was larger than a rabbit's home, and smaller than a manhole, so I went in.
What I found was a scary place! It was filled with MOLES armed with these glowing swords that brightened up the room with their shiny colors.
Behind the moles was what I feared the most. It was...it was...
CHEESE!
Everyone knows I'm lactose intolerant! I get gassy after eating dairy products!
I decided to retreat, but then when I ran to the exit, I saw a MOLE GUARDING THE ONLY EXIT! The mole started chittering at me in rapid speed, and I could not understand a word that he was saying.
Well, it turns out the glowing swords were long bamboo sticks that were filled with delicious jelly, and the moles were friendly. We had a dance party and I got drunk (and EXTREMELY gassy) from drinking all the milk at the party.
Yours Truly,
Ming Yuan
((Man this is a HORRIBLE story...)
