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Post by MLE on Nov 3, 2003 18:00:50 GMT -5
"Aye, here you go Em."
"Thanks Lenny!"
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Post by MLE on Nov 3, 2003 18:02:33 GMT -5
It takes seconds for her to gulp down the rum. Drunk she says, "Why'd you ask about the elven?"
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Post by The Taper Of The Ducts on Nov 3, 2003 18:03:46 GMT -5
"Aren't you a bit young to be drinking, lass?" Wulf asked. "Can I have a few peanuts?" he asked the bartender, who got some immediatly. Cracking the shell on one, he said in a stern tone, "You don't look good at all... no more drinks for you till you're of age! Upstairs with you!"
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Post by MLE on Nov 3, 2003 18:06:47 GMT -5
Now her whole body was supported by the table. "What?" she said. She began snoring.
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Post by The Taper Of The Ducts on Nov 3, 2003 18:18:06 GMT -5
Wulf sighed. He picked his drunk squire up and brought her up to her room, put her on the bed, and took out a bucket. In large handwriting, he wrote,
Em,
You'l be wanting this later, when you're as sick as a dog in the middle of the night. Teaches you not to drink again till you're of age.
Wulf
He returned out the door and past Kat, who seemed to have either fallen asleep or be standing there with a glazed expression on her face. Waving a hand of greeting, Wulf returned to the dining room.
He cracked open a few peanuts, eating them. Suddenly, one slipped down his throat. Wulf tried to yell for help, but he couldn't. The only noise he could make was a high pitched squeal. He put his hands around his throat in pain as he began to turn bright red.
((okay ET, lets see how much you remember from babysitting class!))
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Post by knightET on Nov 3, 2003 21:00:11 GMT -5
Suddenly Lisbetha came forward, put her foot between Wulf's legs, and gave a quick, upwards thrust. She continued this until Wulf began to cough forcefully. "Yes I do understand um.... your languge not the lower one though. My mother refused to teach me!"
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Post by <Insert creative name here> on Nov 4, 2003 9:43:49 GMT -5
Kat, who was asleep, heard someone, or something, squeaking, woke up, and lumbered down the stairs like a drunkard.
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Post by MLE on Nov 4, 2003 18:22:22 GMT -5
Em woke and rubbed her stomach like usual but instead of her comfortable pajamas, she found herself touching a note gulfed in her own vomit. She read it. . . Em,
You'l be wanting this later (She looked over to the bucket.) , when you're as sick as a dog in the middle of the night. Teaches you not to drink again till you're of age.
Wulf
(( I don't want to describe what it looked like and if you want me to remove the ... just Private Message me!!!))
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Post by knightET on Nov 4, 2003 19:17:23 GMT -5
Lisbetha walked into the room smiling, "I thought I heard someone throwing up!" she frowned, "Caasa you're a mess!" Lisbetha helps Em into another room and points to a warm-looking bath. "Take a bath now. Caquap help us you need it!"
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Post by The Taper Of The Ducts on Nov 4, 2003 19:40:32 GMT -5
Wulf began to cough forcefully. After about 30 seconds, the peanut came out of his throat. He leaned on a chair, gasping for a while, then drinking a glass of water that the innkeeper had provided. "That is the LAST time I eat a peanut!" he said when he was finally able to talk.
Turning to say thank you to the elven girl, he realized that she wasn't there, but he heard movement in Amelia's room. Choosing not to go in the room with only girls who probably didn't want him in there, he decided to go to bed. "We'll begin lessons on riding tomorrow," he said as he strode past Kat, who looked tired.
As Wulf got into his room, he took a quick bath and went to bed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wulf stood, sword at the ready as a peanut soldier killed his last captain. He surveyed the desolate, blood-and-peanut butter stained field. "Not so high and mighty now, are we?" said the black-caped leader. The army of peanuts laughed a high, shrill laugh. "CHAARGE!!! MWHAHAHA!!!" shrieked the leader, as the evil peanuts ran at him with their weapons raised.
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Post by knightET on Nov 4, 2003 19:51:13 GMT -5
Lisbetha politely knocked on Wulf's door a coulpe of hours later and said "Sir I have come to tell you that your ah, how do you say it... oh, squire is um... ship-shape!"
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Post by MLE on Nov 4, 2003 19:57:53 GMT -5
Meanwhile Em cleans herself. She then she took all the blankets and sheets off the bed and then went downstairs to ask for some replacement ones so she could go to sleep.
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Post by knightET on Nov 4, 2003 20:04:09 GMT -5
When Em gots downstairs Lisbetha goes up to her and says"Hello, I am Lisbetha, I took care of you when you where... sick."
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Post by <Insert creative name here> on Nov 4, 2003 20:44:47 GMT -5
Kat about to fall asleep on the table, thought about the last time she learned the lesson for doing that. Ok... having my head stuck on my shoulder for a day isn't my plan for riding lessons tomorrow... So she got up and walked into her room, colapsed on her bed, and fell asleep, ignoring the smell of vomit nextdoor...
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Post by The Taper Of The Ducts on Nov 5, 2003 14:51:23 GMT -5
((ooh that would be a good reason for Lisbetha to stay with the group... very nice idea. I'll get Wulf to talk to you. By the way, I am assuming that Em got her sheets okay.))
Wulf got up from his bed. Tossing the covers aside, he rose slowly. Noticing the mild stubble on his chin, he decided to shave, which he did. (Without killing himself even! WOW!!!) It was still early in the morning, but Wulf was known to be an early riser.
Going downstairs, Wulf began to eat a breakfast of oatmeal. I wonder how well my squires can ride? Will the lesson be closer to an hour or a day? Hmm... Where is that elven girl anyway? I have yet to say thank you to her... Thoughts raced through Wulf's mind as he slowly ate his breakfast in the virtually empty dining room of the inn. I wonder what time Amelia will wake up, if in time for the lesson... Well, it's still early yet, he thought as a few beams of sunlight began to pierce through the window.
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